“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Marilyn Monroe

One day you will kiss a man you can’t breathe without, and find that breath is of little consequence.

Karen Marie Moning

“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”

Fernando Pessoa

“since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;

wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world

my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says

we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph

And death i think is no parenthesis”
― E.E. Cummings

The kiss itself is immortal. It travels from lip to lip, century to century, from age to age. Men and women garner these kisses, offer them to others and then die in turn.

—Guy de Maupassant

And we were kissing like drowning people breathe—like suddenly we’d discovered something that has never been so sweet before that moment.

—Morgan Matson

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time; effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.

—Germaine De Stael

Life as a pirate isn’t easy. Life as a gay pirate is even tougher.

"Gay Pirates" is track #1 on the album Is the World Strange Or Am I Strange?

Verse 1

This water is too salty
For me to even drink
I'd rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
And I'm sick of beaing beaten
And whipped and lashed to death
I want one night with no gang rape
But I won't hold my breath
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
Yeah, you're my boy


Yo Ho Sebastian
Lets go far away
Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad
Yo Ho Sebastian
I wanna love you good
And we deserve much better than we've had

Verse 2

They say they're gonna kill me
If I look at you once more
Pissed in my hammock yesterday
So I'll sleep on the floor
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
And they put glass in my sandals
So my feet would bleed all day
And they forced me to wear them
Or they said they'd make you pay
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
Cause you're the man i love


Verse 3

The captain found out about us
And ordered them to throw
Us both overboard tonight
Together we will go
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And I hope they didn't tie up
Your hands as tight as mine
I'll see you on the bed
Of this blue ocean babe sometime
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And down we fell....and I'm singing


We deserve much better than we've had...